I hate you all
Adding the "I think" is not the most encouraging, Dr. Saxon. I'll definitely mind it; however, if you do not celebrate the day then why do you reply to these invasive questions? I know Curtis likes the attention, but I cannot imagine it is the same for you. [A]

Oddly enough, the chances that they shut up or switch to a tolerable topic actually go up if I just suck it up and answer.  Ignoring and/or threatening them just makes it worse.

I suppose I'll ask this in the spirit of this... Awful day you two seem to be celebrating. What areas of the house should I avoid in order to escape anything... Left behind after these activities you all keep talking about? [A]

I’m not celebrating.  Other people are celebrating at my expense.  As usual.

Just the bed, I think…

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asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

…oh, hi Curtis.

Welcome to Tumblr, the land of hipsters and shippers.

You should probably get the hell off this site before Tuesday.

I’ve been here for a while, and all seems well enough! Why would I leave, my dearest Saxon? [DC]

At the very least, stay offline on Tuesdays.

Trust me.

What for? [DC]

“TMI Tuesday”.

Why, whatever does that mean? [DC]

TMI stands for “too much information”.

Basically, people decide to ask really uncomfortable personal questions and you’re expected to answer them.

It’s not pleasant.

Ooh! That sounds like quite some amount of fun! [DC]

Not at all.

I see nothing wrong with this. [DC]

I don’t think you realize exactly how far these people go.

What do you mean? It’s just your average denizen of Tumblr! Nothing to fear, my dearest. [DC]

Yeah.  Your average denizen of Tumblr.  Believe you me, they make me and you seem like the poster kids for sanity.

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asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

…oh, hi Curtis.

Welcome to Tumblr, the land of hipsters and shippers.

You should probably get the hell off this site before Tuesday.

I’ve been here for a while, and all seems well enough! Why would I leave, my dearest Saxon? [DC]

At the very least, stay offline on Tuesdays.

Trust me.

What for? [DC]

“TMI Tuesday”.

Why, whatever does that mean? [DC]

TMI stands for “too much information”.

Basically, people decide to ask really uncomfortable personal questions and you’re expected to answer them.

It’s not pleasant.

Ooh! That sounds like quite some amount of fun! [DC]

Not at all.

I see nothing wrong with this. [DC]

I don’t think you realize exactly how far these people go.

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asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

…oh, hi Curtis.

Welcome to Tumblr, the land of hipsters and shippers.

You should probably get the hell off this site before Tuesday.

I’ve been here for a while, and all seems well enough! Why would I leave, my dearest Saxon? [DC]

At the very least, stay offline on Tuesdays.

Trust me.

What for? [DC]

“TMI Tuesday”.

Why, whatever does that mean? [DC]

TMI stands for “too much information”.

Basically, people decide to ask really uncomfortable personal questions and you’re expected to answer them.

It’s not pleasant.

Ooh! That sounds like quite some amount of fun! [DC]

Not at all.

asktheblackeconomy started following you

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

…oh, hi Curtis.

Welcome to Tumblr, the land of hipsters and shippers.

You should probably get the hell off this site before Tuesday.

I’ve been here for a while, and all seems well enough! Why would I leave, my dearest Saxon? [DC]

At the very least, stay offline on Tuesdays.

Trust me.

What for? [DC]

“TMI Tuesday”.

Why, whatever does that mean? [DC]

TMI stands for “too much information”.

Basically, people decide to ask really uncomfortable personal questions and you’re expected to answer them.

It’s not pleasant.

asktheblackeconomy started following you

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

…oh, hi Curtis.

Welcome to Tumblr, the land of hipsters and shippers.

You should probably get the hell off this site before Tuesday.

I’ve been here for a while, and all seems well enough! Why would I leave, my dearest Saxon? [DC]

At the very least, stay offline on Tuesdays.

Trust me.

What for? [DC]

“TMI Tuesday”.

asktheblackeconomy started following you

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

…oh, hi Curtis.

Welcome to Tumblr, the land of hipsters and shippers.

You should probably get the hell off this site before Tuesday.

I’ve been here for a while, and all seems well enough! Why would I leave, my dearest Saxon? [DC]

At the very least, stay offline on Tuesdays.

Trust me.

asktheblackeconomy started following you

…oh, hi Curtis.

Welcome to Tumblr, the land of hipsters and shippers.

You should probably get the hell off this site before Tuesday.