I hate you all
Would you ever get a piercing? ON YOUR DICK?
Anonymous

Oh, hell no.

I wouldn’t pierce anything that ain’t on my face.

Have you ever been raped by the Slenderman?
Anonymous

Mentally, yes.  Physically, no.

Incidentally, I hate this anon very very much.

If you could get permission from Curtis to have a threesome, who would you have it with (for sake of lulz it does not have to be someone currently alive/etc, just pretend anyone is up for grabs)?
Anonymous

Ehh…I can’t really think of anyone else I’d want to fuck.  I’ll pass on the threesome.

How many times have you had sex?
Anonymous

Oh, for fuck’s sake.  I just had to bring attention to TMI Tuesday.

Two or three times, depending on what you count as having sex.

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asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

…oh, hi Curtis.

Welcome to Tumblr, the land of hipsters and shippers.

You should probably get the hell off this site before Tuesday.

I’ve been here for a while, and all seems well enough! Why would I leave, my dearest Saxon? [DC]

At the very least, stay offline on Tuesdays.

Trust me.

What for? [DC]

“TMI Tuesday”.

Why, whatever does that mean? [DC]

TMI stands for “too much information”.

Basically, people decide to ask really uncomfortable personal questions and you’re expected to answer them.

It’s not pleasant.

Ooh! That sounds like quite some amount of fun! [DC]

Not at all.

I see nothing wrong with this. [DC]

I don’t think you realize exactly how far these people go.

What do you mean? It’s just your average denizen of Tumblr! Nothing to fear, my dearest. [DC]

Yeah.  Your average denizen of Tumblr.  Believe you me, they make me and you seem like the poster kids for sanity.

asktheblackeconomy started following you

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

…oh, hi Curtis.

Welcome to Tumblr, the land of hipsters and shippers.

You should probably get the hell off this site before Tuesday.

I’ve been here for a while, and all seems well enough! Why would I leave, my dearest Saxon? [DC]

At the very least, stay offline on Tuesdays.

Trust me.

What for? [DC]

“TMI Tuesday”.

Why, whatever does that mean? [DC]

TMI stands for “too much information”.

Basically, people decide to ask really uncomfortable personal questions and you’re expected to answer them.

It’s not pleasant.

Ooh! That sounds like quite some amount of fun! [DC]

Not at all.

I see nothing wrong with this. [DC]

I don’t think you realize exactly how far these people go.

asktheblackeconomy started following you

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

…oh, hi Curtis.

Welcome to Tumblr, the land of hipsters and shippers.

You should probably get the hell off this site before Tuesday.

I’ve been here for a while, and all seems well enough! Why would I leave, my dearest Saxon? [DC]

At the very least, stay offline on Tuesdays.

Trust me.

What for? [DC]

“TMI Tuesday”.

Why, whatever does that mean? [DC]

TMI stands for “too much information”.

Basically, people decide to ask really uncomfortable personal questions and you’re expected to answer them.

It’s not pleasant.

Ooh! That sounds like quite some amount of fun! [DC]

Not at all.

asktheblackeconomy started following you

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

…oh, hi Curtis.

Welcome to Tumblr, the land of hipsters and shippers.

You should probably get the hell off this site before Tuesday.

I’ve been here for a while, and all seems well enough! Why would I leave, my dearest Saxon? [DC]

At the very least, stay offline on Tuesdays.

Trust me.

What for? [DC]

“TMI Tuesday”.

Why, whatever does that mean? [DC]

TMI stands for “too much information”.

Basically, people decide to ask really uncomfortable personal questions and you’re expected to answer them.

It’s not pleasant.

asktheblackeconomy started following you

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

…oh, hi Curtis.

Welcome to Tumblr, the land of hipsters and shippers.

You should probably get the hell off this site before Tuesday.

I’ve been here for a while, and all seems well enough! Why would I leave, my dearest Saxon? [DC]

At the very least, stay offline on Tuesdays.

Trust me.

What for? [DC]

“TMI Tuesday”.

asktheblackeconomy started following you

asktheblackeconomy:

doctor-saxon:

…oh, hi Curtis.

Welcome to Tumblr, the land of hipsters and shippers.

You should probably get the hell off this site before Tuesday.

I’ve been here for a while, and all seems well enough! Why would I leave, my dearest Saxon? [DC]

At the very least, stay offline on Tuesdays.

Trust me.